Easter Season Humor

Easter is a season in the life of the church’s worship not just a Sunday.
And, in spite of a wide range of emotions during the pandemic, the people of God always include Easter joy and its companion humor. As we like to say, “the joke on the Devil is the Empty Tomb.”

So, here are a few jokes and such for helping express your Easter joy. Please share with others. Some will elicit laughter and others will just bring a groan!

James, age four, was listening to a Bible story. His Dad read, “The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee from the city without looking back, but his wife couldn’t resist. She looked back and was turned into a pillar of salt.” Concerned, the little boy asked, “What happened to the flea??!”

WHAT KIDS HEAR WHEN THE BIBLE IS READ OUT LOUD:
-The great miracle in the old Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
-The Epistles were the wives of the Apostles.
-“And lead us not into temptation but deliver us some email.”
-In the first book of the Bible, Guinness, God got tired of creating the world so he took the Sabbath off.”

One liners:
-He who laughs, lasts!
-Middle age is when you burn the midnight oil at about 8pm.
-If all is not lost, then where the heck is it?!
-I’ve reached the age where any train of thought often leaves the station without me!
-Why are a wise man and a wise guy the very opposite?
-Christmas is an odd holiday when you can sit in front of a dead tree inside your house and eat candy out of your large socks!
-How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

Try one or two of these on your family or coworkers or neighbors. And send me any jokes you have found to be amusing to you!
Hope humor helps!

Pastor Barry 😄